Thanks and exactly.
Thanks and exactly. I thought Kirk's scene with the Orion girl in the first movie was hot, hot, hot. Mostly because two consenting adults were getting freaky in their bedrooms and she was green....
View ArticleHow is someone modeling the clothes they are trying to wear gratuitous?
How is someone modeling the clothes they are trying to wear gratuitous? And yet forcing Alice Eve to strip in front of Kirk so he (and the audience) could catch a glimpse of a woman just trying to...
View ArticleThe story is about the bikini, that the woman is wearing.
The story is about the bikini, that the woman is wearing. Not about women wearing pentagrams. There's a difference. And my recent "blasting" was a post that was inspired by the writer's apology. It's...
View ArticleMan of Steel trailer shows off Superman's HEAT VISION
Cue the theme music; there's a brand new Man of Steel trailer that showcases a whole pant-load of new superhero footage, including lots of new threats and violence from General Zod and his minions,...
View ArticleThey could of had that exact same conversation without reducing this new...
They could of had that exact same conversation without reducing this new character to nothing more than a cheap excuse for camera shot of her crotch. You saw two people engaged in a conversation, I saw...
View ArticleSeriously that's actually kind of terrible.
Seriously that's actually kind of terrible. By this logic putting up cameras in changing rooms is simply not resisting temptation. That makes me sad.
View ArticleWhat is Megan Fox saying to Raphael's cold, dead mutant turtle eyes?
What do you think the slightly ginged Megan Fox is saying to CG Raphael on the set of Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Or is she just mentally cashing her big fat paycheck inside her head...
View ArticleNew trailer for Simon Pegg's beer-soaked apocalypse The World's End
Get a better look at the evil soul-sucking baddies Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and director Edgar Wright are teaming up to fight in their new apocalypse comedy The World's End. This will be the finale to...
View ArticleBut Benjamin Buttons, that was pretty sexy, AMIRITE?
But Benjamin Buttons, that was pretty sexy, AMIRITE? No seriously the boat scene was hot. As was the "we dance on our mattress now" scene.
View ArticleWatch the amazing, fantastic and stupendous pilot of Steven Universe
Rebecca Sugar is the powerhouse writer and musician behind many of the best Adventure Time episodes, and now she has her own show, Steven Universe! And you can watch the entire pilot, right here,...
View ArticleWatch an adorable 4-year-old girl school you all in Marvel trivia
"What's "Captain America's shield made out of?" "Name me some of the stones in the Infinity Gauntlet!" "Where does the Dark Surfer trap Thanos and Captain Marvel?" BOOM! YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED BY A...
View ArticleUniversal will reboot Timecop without Jean Claude Van Damme
But can you make Timecop without Jean Claude Van Damme? And if you can, why would you? Heat Vision reporting that the time-traveling action flick from 1994 is getting the reboot treatment from...
View ArticleConcept art from the J.J. Abrams Superman movie that never was
Holy cow, the J.J. Abrams-produced Superman: Flyby is certainly shiny. Just think of all the lens flare you could get off all that alien chrome. Back in 2003, Abrams wanted to make a Superman movie...
View ArticlePacific Rim finally explains why you need two pilots per giant robot
The biggest question about Guillermo del Toro's "Kaiju Vs. Giant Robots" movie Pacific Rim has always been: "Why do the giant Jaeger machines require two pilots to move?" And now, you have your...
View ArticlePoltergeist remake will actually be a sequel, which is a good thing
We were all a little terrified when MGM announced they would be remaking Poltergeist. However, we took some solace in the hiring of Monster House director Director Director Gil Kenan. But when the...
View ArticleThe Alien Backstory You Didn't See in the After Earth Trailers!
Think After Earth is just about Will Smith reconnecting with his son on a dangerous future Earth? WRONG. There's a whole baffling alien backstory, that you don't even know about. It's just not in the...
View ArticleHonestly I was just like huh ok more aliens.... huh.
Honestly I was just like huh ok more aliens.... huh. Ok.
View ArticleNot going to happen, he's super serious in this.
Not going to happen, he's super serious in this.
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