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Concept art of the Superman Lives villains Nic Cage never fought

Nic Cage as Superman, Chris Rock as Jimmy Olsen, Courtney Cox would play Lois Lane and Tim Allen as Brainiac. Tim Allen. This was Tim Burton's Superman Lives. And here's our best look yet at the...

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A new actor for The Crow has been plucked out

The Goth community breathes a collective sigh of relief as Bradley Cooper is replaced by another. Deadline is reporting Luke Evans (Immortals) is in final talks to play the mime-faced undead vigilante...

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Screw Dredd, watch the entire fan-made movie Judge Minty right now

Who needs sexy Karl Urban's scowl when you have Judge Minty? The retired Judge who would rather die in a blaze of justice than retire now has his own movie. And it's awesome. We've been excited about...

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Concept Art shows off Darren Aronofsky's Batman movie that never was

Batman: Year One was supposed to be Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky's, big superhero project. Unfortunately the project got scrapped in favor of Nolan's Batman Begins. But new concept art shows...

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Europa Report: At Last, a Space Thriller Worth Taking Seriously

Europa Report is hands down the most painstakingly accurate space movie we've seen in ages. You want some semblance of realism in the story of a three-year journey to Jupiter's Moon Europa? AND a...

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Not one.

Not one.

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Then you're probably going to like this movie.

Then you're probably going to like this movie.

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Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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If that's "dork" I'll take 5 thanks.

If that's "dork" I'll take 5 thanks.

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Don't hate on the man's house.

Don't hate on the man's house.

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Who is the mysterious magic-hating boss on Once Upon A Time?

This week, Once Upon A Time rewrites Peter Pan, to create some kind of horrifying pedo shadow nightmare. However, we're not quite as concerned with Peter Pan's backstory, as much as with this whole new...

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they are not hurting each other in a safe place, they literally jumped...

they are not hurting each other in a safe place, they literally jumped someone last week and beat him bloody with a cane while they got off. And today they were about to do it again. I don't think...

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Who is complaining?

Who is complaining?

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I buy in bulk.

I buy in bulk.

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I choose beard.

I choose beard. Still.

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Thank you.

Thank you. Exactly.

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No need to swear please.

No need to swear please. Sheesh. And they're not going around being assholes to people. Mr. Gold beat a man bloody with his walking stick while she watched and laughed. Now they're just attacking...

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But I still love it because worm hole gif.

But I still love it because worm hole gif. Also MAGIC BEAN THROW. It's a dumb show and this was kind of a meh episode, but I still love it.

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I do not understand the "don't expect it to be good" argument.

I do not understand the "don't expect it to be good" argument. Its not like this is on at 9 AM in the morning. It's got primo TV real estate. It can be better, it usualyl is better, BE BETTER.

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Game Of Thrones engagement shoots announce: The Wedding is Coming

Hit the bricks prenuptial Walking Dead photo shoots, the new pre-wedding hotness is all George R.R. Martin. Yes, Game of Thrones engagement shoots are the new zombies, and it fucking rocks. Two elegant...

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