When you poop in space, everyone screams.
Way back in 1969 during NASA'S Apollo 10 Moon Mission the crew (made up of Thomas Stafford, John W. Young and Eugene A. Cernan) had quite a few documented encounters with alien turds in their atmosphere. And now, thanks to NASA's mission transcripts these moments and be relived and laughed at all over again. Because poop is never not funny. Here's a small sampling from the documents (that were discovered by Redditor ken27238):
